UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

Chara Randomness 4

W.D. Gaster: *staring at Mettaton* >:3

Mettaton(EX): Gaster, no.

*Mettalic bashing in the backrground*
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Sans: *busy solving a Rubix cube--*

W.D. Gaster: [DEATH BY GLAMOUR (ITS SHOWTIME PART) PLAYS AND LOOPS FOREVER] Hey~ Look at my sexy legz~ *is wearing Mettaton's legs and is lying seductively on the coffee table*

Sans: Gaster WTF

Papy and Undyne: HE'S, LIKE, THE REBIRTH OF KAGAMINE LEN!

Alphys: MY BAE

Frisk: Get off the coffee table. NOW.

W.D. Gaster: SHUS U HOOMAN! AND IDGAF ABOUT HOW FRAGILE THE COFFEE TABLE IS!

Chara: Nope. Nope. I'm out. *drinks bleach*
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Be it in Chara's POV or NOT

GAME OVER

"BUUUUUUTTTTTHEEEEEAD. SSSSSSTTTTAAAAY DEETERMEEEENNNNED."

Fuk dis I'm out
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Asgore: We are gathered here today because someone *cough* Chara *cough* has died and cannot stay alive.

Chara: *revives* Biiiiiiiish, I have too much determination

W.D. Gaster: SHUS U HUMAN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Chara: Ooooooh *blasts off into space and lands on Jupiter's rings* TYPHOON YOLANDA 4000, SUCKERS
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Asriel: *walks into the kitchen and sees--*

Chara: *leaning against the counter, eating chocolate* Suuuuuuup, crybaby? It's been a long time, isn't it~?

Asriel: *long silence* Welp

Chara: EEH?!
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Asriel: *is carrying Chara all over the place* WOOHOO! THIS IS POWER!

Chara: EEEEEH?! STAHP! I WON'T GO TO JUPITER EVER AGAIN! I PROMISE, CRYBABY! I PROMISE!!

Asriel: >:3

Chara: WAAAA! WHAT!!

Asriel: >:333333

Chara: PUT! ME!! DOWN!!!

Asriel: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs up the walls and WWE-style jumps on the table with Chara's chocolate bar and breaks it* WWE WRESTLING MATCH SUCKERS!

Chara: NOT MY CHOCOLATE!!

Asriel: BLEH

Chara: N-not my choco-senpai. . .;-;

*Soon, Asriel accidentally screwed up and turned the Underground into a chocolate land. That was the cause of the genocide ending.*