UNDERTALE Randomness [COMPLETED]

Resolve

Frisk: Wanna sneak in Sans's bedroom?

Chara and Asriel: *thumbs up* >:)
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*in the skelebros' house*

Frisk: DING DONG~

Chara: I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME~

Frisk: OPEN UP THE DOOR.~

Asriel: I ONLY WANT TO PLAY A LITTLE~ *kicks the door open*

*Hide and Seek by SeeU*

*inside*

Asriel: RAINBOW FIRE!

Chara: HAS HE BEEN SMOKING WEED OR SOMETHING?!

Frisk: #smokeweedeveryday

Asriel: Well, one thing is for sure. . . *takes out an iPod he found in the dumpster at Waterfall*
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Frisk, Chara: *breakdancing on the rainbow fire*

Asriel: *dancing around and eating two chicken legs like a deranged old man (perfect, since Asriel's a child goatbro)
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Sans: *comes in the house* I'M HOME, PAPARUZHAZZZZZZ-- *sees Frisk, Chara, and Asriel*

Frisk: *playing Rainbow Chicken Dance on a trombone*

Chara: *lying on the flames, wearing shades and smoking*

Asriel: *is rolling around eating the last of the chicken legs*

*they all stop when they see Sans*

Sans: . . .

Sans: Okay. You two just got high. *backs away and runs out of the house*
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Frisk: TOBY?! SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PIECE OF TRA--MMMMFFF?!

Asriel: *covers Frisk's mouth* She says 'I love you!'

Annoying Dog: . . .

Annoying Dog: im outta here. *grows wings and flies out of the window, breaking the glass*

Asriel: Anyway. . .let's just stick with the objective at hand. . .SNOOPING AROUND IN SANS'S BEDROOM!

Frisk: *trips over a book and ends up under Sans's bed* OUCH!! Wait. .WHAT IS THAT UNDER SANS'S MATTRESS?!

*SUPERMAN THEME INTENSIFIES*

Chara: *throws off the mattress* IIIIIIIITTTTTSSSSSSSS A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP

Asriel: THE 1-GALLON TYPE!

Frisk: Tf?! SO THAT EXPLAINS THE SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE OF THE KETCHUP!

Asriel: He kidnapped them all!

Chara: And he's planning to TORTURE IT!

Frisk: WE MUST SAVE THE KETCHUP FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF THE DEAD.

Chara: AND GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
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Asriel: Behold! ASRIEL DREEMURR, THE ABSOLUTE GOD! OF! HYPERDEATH! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! *Hopes and Dreams*

Chara: NOT SO FAST, MONSTER. IT IS I, YOUR BEST FRIEND. CHARACTER DREEMURR, FORMER HUMAN PRINCESS OF THE UNDERGROUND. THE LIGHT OF HOPE! THE FORMER EVIL BISH! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO! *MEGALOVANIA*

Frisk: Halt! You haven't witnessed my true power yet. I, FRISK, WILL BE THE VERY KEY TO THE FATE OF MONSTERS. MY DETERMINATION WILL NEVER DIE. DENENENENENENENE NENENENENENE~~~~~~~!!!!! *Determination*
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Sans: *GASP!* I SENSE THAT MY KETCHUP IS BEING DUNKED ON BY THREE CHILDREN! *runs off, knocking Papyrus over*
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Sans: STOP. RIGHT. THERE!

Asriel: You!!

Frisk: Forget the FrAnship. I will do whatever it takes to save the ketchup! *lunges at Sans, a red ball in her hand but slips, the ball disintegrating*

Sans, Asriel, Chara: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Chara: BURNED) HHHHHHHH
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Asriel(Hyperdeath): FRISK IS DOWN! I MUST AVENGE HER.
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Asriel(Hyperdeath): hOI!

Sans: . . . *dumps a quantum physics book on him*
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Chara: HE DED!

Sans: . . .! Oh. Hi Chara.

Chara: . . . *yawns* I'm tired. . Sans, could you take me to the couch. . .?

Sans: hmp. *puts arm on Chara and escorts her out of the room*
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Chara: *on the couch, sleeping*

Sans: *lost in his own thoughts* Welp, if she's acting like this, maybe she wants to solve that conflict between us? . . .