Ask Young Justice [Nightanna!!] {Discontinued}

Batman vs Nightanna (Chalant)

Me: BAM! WE'RE BACK!! (Btw Karma is still here just not talking in this chapter. Or the last one if you were wondering.) NIGHTWING! ZATANNA!

Nightanna: *shuffles in holding hands*

Me: I'm bringing in Batman!

Nightwing: *drops Zatanna's hand in surprise* Wait WHAT?! No!

Me: *snaps fingers and Batman teleports in*

Batman: Why am I here.

Me: Do you approve of Nightanna?

Batman: *narrows eyes* Nightwing and Zatanna.

Me: *nods*

Batman: Grayson!

Nightwing: Er... I'm not here.

Batman: Come here.

Nightwing: *inches over to Batman*

Batman: MY MAN!!

Nightwing: *shocked* Wait what? What?!

Batman: You got the girl you loved.

Nightwing: *glances at a blushing Zatanna* You are so out of character Bruce...

Batman: Well, Dick, I'm satisfied that you managed to find Zatanna. If that makes you happy, be glad you can have something I can't.

Nightwing: I- I...

Batman: *sticks out hand*

Nightwing: *shakes it*

Me: *fangirling*

Batman: Now I don't have to watch you anymore.

Nightwing: ... You watched me...?!

Batman: I'll be watching both of you. *Bat-glared at Zatanna and Nightwing*

Nightanna: Sir yes sir!

Batman: *Bat-glares at me*

Me: *pales* Uh...

Batman: Mind getting me out of here?

Me: Yes sir of course. *snaps fingers and Batman disappears* *wipes away cold sweat* Nightwing how did you live with his glares?!

Nightwing: I have some amount of charm.

Zatanna: *punches his arm gently*

Me: *snickers* You guys are perfect.

Batman's voice: I'm watching you Grayson, Zatanna, and author!

Me: What?! Where is he?!

Batman's voice: You don't need to know.

Nightwing: *groans and facepalms* Bruuuce!

Batman's voice: Now don't Bruce me young man. You'd better not hurt Zatanna.

Zatanna: ... I think I can take care of myself.

Nightwing: She can use magic on me, Batman! And I'm your adopted son!

Batman's voice: Zatanna, make sure you take good care of Richard. He can go crazy sometimes. Oh, and don't give him chocolate.

Nightwing: Bruce!!

Batman's voice: He tried to jump Alfred at 14 when he ate an entire chocolate cake.

Zatanna: *to Nightwing* You ate an entire chocolate cake?!

Nightwing: It wasn't my fault it was just siting in the counter!!

Alfred's voice: It was Master Bruce's birthday.

Nightwing: Alfred?!?!?!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Bat Crew and Zatanna: ........

Me: What? I can't laugh?

Zatanna: ...

Nightwing: ...

Batman's voice: ...

Alfred's voice: ...

Me: ... FILLERRRR!!

Nightwing: Wow.

Batman's voice: I can tell nothing is happening so I'll go. Alfred, come with me.

Alfred: As you wish, Master Bruce.

Nightwing: *takes Zatanna's hand*

Batman's voice: I CAN SEE THAT GRAYSON!! DROP IT!!

Nightwing: *drops Zatanna's hand in surprise* *listens, hears nothing* *reaches for Zatanna's hand*

Batman's voice: GRAYSON!!!

Nightwing: *Scratches neck innocently*

Zatanna: *grabs his hand and kisses him on the cheek* C'mon Dick.

Me: AHEIWODIBFPSPWNWOOEORDKDPWOJAQKOWJEHEHEHEHJE *Dies*

Nightwing: Love you too Zee.

Me: RIP ME: DIED OF SHIPPING.

Nightwing: Uh are you ok?

Me: Yeah, yeah you could say that... *winks* Till next time readers!