Kidress (Spitfire) Meets Lian Harper

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Me: Another day, guys. Rise and shine!! It's been almost a month since we started this book, and I've got over 100 reads already!!! Thanks so much!!

Static: 100 reads?! Thank goodness I didn't say anything.

Me: You did now.

Static: That's beside the point.

Me: Alright... Anyway, I've decided to have a little private chat with Kidress. That ok with you all?

Kidress: NO!!

Everyone else: YES!!!

Me: *everyone else was dismissed*

Kid Flash: Why me?! Why?!?!?!?!

Me: That's the thing with being in a ship.

Kid Flash: I almost regret being on a ship. Almost.

Tigress: What was that?!

Kid Flash: I still love you.

Tigress: Psh. You're still a baywatch Wally.

Kid Flash: But- (A/N: At that word I hit 123 words lol. Ok anyway) What in the world? Did you just put an authors note in my dialogue?

Me: Yep.

Kid Flash: ................

Me: Alright... The Harpers!! *Cheshire, Roy Harper (Red Arrow not Arsenal), and Lian Harper appear*

Tigress: What?!? *sputters*

Cheshire: Why am I here?

Red Arrow: What the-

Lian Harper: *smiles and claps her hands* (She's a baby btw)

Tigress: Jade who is that?

Cheshire: Lian Nguyen-Harper.

Tigress: What?!

Red Arrow: Our daughter.

Tigress: *points at Red Arrow and Cheshire* You- Both- Married... You guys had a kid?!?! *splutters*

Cheshire: Yes, sister. You act so surprised.

Kid Flash: *slowly processes* Your name is Jade?!

Tigress: Baywatch.

Kid Flash: I HAVE A DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!?!?!

Tigress: *facepalms*

Cheshire: And this is who you're engaged to?!

Red Arrow: *smirks*

Lian Harper: *gurgles*

Cheshire: *tickles her chin and smiles*

Tigress: Can I hold her?

Red Arrow: Uh-

Cheshire: Of course. *hands Lian to Artemis*

Tigress: *stares blankly at Lian* She looks just like the both of you!!

Kid Flash: Aww. She's cute.

Red Arrow: She'd better be. She looks exactly like her mother.

Kid Flash: Do you realize what you just meant by that?

Cheshire: Mmm, he certainly does.

Red Arrow: *face turns red* Ah, um, that's not what I meant, uh...

Cheshire: Not what you meant?! *hisses*

Red Arrow: Uh oh.

Cheshire: *takes out blades and attacks Roy*

Red Arrow: *dodges and ducks* Wait Jade!!

Lian Harper: *laughs* Yade!! Rey!

Tigress: *freezes*

Kid Flash: *jaw drops*

Red Arrow: *turns to Kidress and gets kicked in the face* Ow!

Cheshire: *after kicking Red Arrow, she stands there* Did- Did Lian just say something?!

Tigress: *nods*

Kid Flash: She said 'Yade' and 'Rey'. What are those?

Tigress: She tried to say Jade and Roy, doofus.

Red Arrow: *rubs face* At least she found some pleasure out of this.

Cheshire: I did too.

Red Arrow: Well that's good- Wait a sec!!

Me: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kidress and Cheshire and Roy: Awkward.

Me: You people need to get out sometime.

Kid Flash: I do.

Me: Alright then. This chapter is drawing to a close. Let the next chapter begin soon!!

A/N:

I'm not sure what Red Arrow and Cheshire's ship name is. Please help me out by giving me suggestions in the comments!!

Stay Tuned!!

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