no text [yakulev]

day 4

ahhh I'm sorry for the last chapter, I'm a terrible father :(( to make up for it I'll post two chapters today **and a little surprise nugget for you all ;9**

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lev: hey mai-chan!!! (๑>◡<๑)

mai: hi lev. how are you?

lev: I'm GREAT now that I'm back with you!!!!!

mai: I'm glad we're back together too :)

lev: :000000 hOLY SHIT MAI-CHAN!!!!!??!?!?!!!

mai: ...what?

lev: YOU USED AN EMOTICON FOR THE FIRST TIME AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

mai: what the fresh hell, lev.

lev: THIS IS GREAT! AN ANGEL HAS GAINED ITS WINGS! A BABY HAS SPOKEN ITS FIRT WORD! AN OLD WOMAN HAS FINALLY SEEN HER GRANDCHILDREN! A LITTLE GIRL HAS MET HER FATHER SINCE HE LEFT FOR WAR! MIRACLES ARE SPREADING ACROSS THE GLOBE!!!!

mai: you are unreasonably hot blooded. how do I even deal with you 24/7.

lev: MAI-CHAN, HOW ROOD (*'Д｀*)

lev: ..wait....what did you just say?

mai: ..nothing

lev: YOU DELETED THE MESSAGE!!! WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY 24/7????????

mai: bye, lev.

lev: MAI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!

lev: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT!!!!!!!

lev: somehow I feel as though I already know....

~*brought to you by: kuroo's bed head*~
lev: YAKU ITS AN EMERGENCY!!!!!

yaku: what???? what's wrong?????

lev: MAI-CHAN WONT RESPOND TO ME!!!!!

yaku: I'm leaving.

lev: NOOO WAIT YAKUUUUUUU!!!!!

yaku: fine. what happened?

lev: ok so we were just texting right? and then she uses and emoticon for the first time, and I swear it's like every place ever just lit up like it was christmas or some shit. it was beautiful. and so naturally I started telling her how amazing it was and she was all like "how do I deal with you 24/7" and I was like woAH HOLD UP!! 24/7?????? and then she just deleted the text and she isn't responding to my texts and I'm confused but also worried??????????????

yaku: wow. I know how mai-chan feels.

lev: YAKU!!!!!! what does she mean by 24/7????? I only talk to her sometimes in the day when I have time to be on my phone???????

yaku: geez. she could have just meant generally when she conversed with you. use your brain, lev.

lev: but then why isn't she talking to me?????

yaku: she might be doing something right now.

lev: what could she possibly be doing that doesn't involve me???????

yaku: I swear to fucking god. don't be so conceited.

lev: yakuuuUuuUuUuUuUuUu

yaku: just try talking to her again.

lev: okii!! bye, yaku!! I love you (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

yaku: yeah, whatever. bye.

~*brought to you by: bokuto's fabulous calves*~
mai: hello lev. I'm sorry for leaving you so abruptly. my mom called me down for dinner.

lev: :000 MAI-CHAN!!!! it's okii, I wasn't waiting that long ;9

mai: I was actually thinking about what you said before...

lev: about you using the emoticon or the unusually large freckle on the bottom of my big toe???

mai: what? no. I meant about what you said about meeting up.

lev: ..what about it?

mai: I think we should.

lev: WHAT?? SERIOUSLY?????

mai: yes. but not at school. we should meet up at the centre park.

lev: ARE YOU SERIOUS??????????????

mai: very much.

lev: AHHHHHH YES LETS DO IT!!!!! IM SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU AND HUG YOU AND HOLD HANDS WITH YOU AND KISS YOU WOW AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

mai: im excited too :9

lev: YOU EVEN USED A CUTE EMOTICON AWWWWHHHHHH IM JOYOUS!!!!

mai: hehe

~*previous text with papi gato-skip*~
kuroo: heyy yaku~

yaku: what do you want.

kuroo: oooo so harsh, I'm wounded.

yaku: what. do. you. want.

kuroo: bleh, whatever. anyway, so you are "mai-chan" right?

yaku: WHAT??? NO?? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT???

kuroo: really. I'm not stupid like lev is. I can see right through your lies.

yaku: fine..so, what about it?

kuroo: you should cross dress and go on a date with him.

yaku: WHAT ARE YOU INSANE??? HE'LL FIGURE ME OUT RIGHT AWAY!! I DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO CROSS DRESS IN!!

kuroo: and that's where kenma will come in. he'll teach you all you need to know and will lend you things. he cross dresses for me a lot.

yaku: ew, ok. I really didn't need to know that.

kuroo: anyway, set a date and time with lev and then arrive at kenma's house three hours before. au revoir, yaku ;)

yaku: goddammit.

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this sucked but it's 2 am, give me a break. anyways, I'll upload the next chapter soon. you're all in for a real treat ;9