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Friday 11:38 PM

date guy: that was the worst date i've ever been on

date guy: she kept going on and on about herself and then she asked for my autograph

date guy: she was just another crazy fan

me: wait...fan? autograph?

me: why do you have fans and why are people even asking for your autograph?

date guy: because i'm the hottest one in the group, why else?

me: you are in a group??

date guy: obviously i'm in a group, i'm in your group

date guy: we are in the same group, how do you not know this?

me: because i'm not whoever you think you are texting

date guy: are you serious?

date guy: you still haven't found something better to do?

date guy: find something better to do than playing pretend but anyways, i'm coming home now

me: whatever, you will find out eventually

date guy: find what out?

me: that you got the wrong number

date guy: no, i'll catch you pretending to not know me

me: why are you so stubborn

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