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bonus 12: children

Thursday 1:12 PM

me: when are you coming home :(

jungkook ♡: soon, why

me: just asking

me: i just got done with my checkup at the doctors

jungkook ♡: did it go well?

me: yeah it did

me: and you need to go in for yours

me: your doctor told me to get your ass in or else

jungkook ♡: or else what

me: my foot will need to be surgically removed from your anus

jungkook ♡: kinky

jungkook ♡: why don't we try it out on you and you tell me if you like it

me: ew

me: you're disgusting

me: why am i married to you

jungkook ♡: BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME

me: well this is gonna be awkward

jungkook ♡: excuse me

me: HA JUST KIDDING

me: OF COURSE I LOVE YOU BBY

jungkook ♡: awwwww I LOVE YOU TOOO

me: come home soon

me: i miss you

jungkook ♡: i'll be home soon

me: yaay

(Third Person POV)

Jungkook unlocked the front door to the house he and his wife moved into after they got married. He set his keys down on the table by the front door.

"Oh, honeeey. I'm home," he said loudly into the house.

"Jungkook!" (name) exclaimed as she emerged from their bedroom after hearing a voice.

He smiled upon looking at his wife before walking over to her. He gave her a quick peck on the lips, "What have you been doing?"

"Uh, I was preparing a gift for you."

"A gift? What is today? It's not my birthday or our anniversary. It's not right? Last time I checked it's not till a few months."

She laughed, "Aw look at you being all panicked. Don't worry, just go sit on the couch."

Jungkook looked at her in confusion but sat himself down on the couch waiting for his wife who went back into their bedroom. She came back out a few moments later and sat down next to him before handing him a box. He looked at the box and then at her.

"What is it? It's not a microwave, right?"

"Jesus Christ Jungkook, what makes you think I can fit a fucking microwave in a small box like that?"