Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
1:05 AM
MATTY PATTY
"Hello? Matty Patty?"
"CANADA YO!"
"Matty Patty are you drunk?"
"What?! Me, drunk? pfft no way."
"Mmmhmm."
"Canada, why do you call me?"
"Um, too talk?"
"No I mean, are we friends? why do you call me?"
"I think we're more acquaintances, I mean I hardly know you, and well I'm home schooled and I don't really have any friends so I kinda took advantage of our situation."
"That must suck."
"Yeah it kinda does."
"..."
"..."
"Hey Canada?"
"Yes?"
"Did you know a straw is just like a test tube just with an extra hole on the bottom?"
"You are so drunk."
"Hehe I really am."
"Matty Patty, drinking is really ba-"
"OH SHIT, CANADA!"
"WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU OKAY?"
"I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF A RACCOON!"
"Oh."
"OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH? IT HAS HANDS, CANADA!"
"Well then, I'll be praying for your safety."
"CANADA! HELP ME!"
"Well imma gonna go now, bye, good luck!"
"CANADA NO PL-"
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"Stop staring at me you creepy raccoon."
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