Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
10:47 PM
Canada
"Matty Patty?"
"Yes Canada."
"If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?"
"Oh man, not this again."
"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?"
"I don't know."
"What idiot put an 's' in the word lisp?"
"..."
"If you get out of the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?"
"..."
"..."
"You finished ye-"
"Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and land?"
"I'm face palming so hard right now."
"Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?"
"I'm going to-"
"Why is there a 'D' in the word fridge but not refrigerator?"
"-Hang up now."
"If a bunch of -"
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"- Cats jumped on each other, is it still called a dog pile?"
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