Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
3:15 PM
Canada
"Hello Matty Patty."
"Hello Cana-dada."
"What did you just call me?"
"Cana-dada..."
"...Stop. Please no, just no."
"But why?"
"Just, no, you can't, it doesn't work, I hate it."
"But I need a nickname for you."
"And Cana-dada isn't it."
"But-"
"No."
"Plea-"
"No."
"But I-"
"No."
"LET ME TALK WOMEN."
"No."
"Well Cana-dada it is then."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"I'll cry."
"No you won't."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Are you actually crying? Oh shivers, Canada, I'm sorry, I promise I won't call you Cana-dada ever again."
"YAY, I WIN, IN YO FACE MATTY PATTY."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"What the hell just happened?"
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