Overwatch x Reader

You're Drunk. Go Home.

Hanzo- Seeing Double

"(Y/N)?" Hanzo spoke to you softly, edging closer to you like you were a wild animal.

"Hanzo-kun!" You yelled, giggling as you thrusted your bottle of sake into the air, kicking your legs out. The last time Hanzo saw you, you were sat on a chair with his brother sipping sake but now you were on the floor practically rolling around, a bright red flush on your face. You blinked up at him, jaw slack as you studied him, then you snorted and smacked your head against the ground. "Hanzo-kun, people ever you told you that your really pretty?"

The gang thought celebrating a recent win would be good for moral; turns out you and sake did not mix well. "(Y/N), I believe it is time you went to bed."

You shakily got up into a crossed legged position and stared up at him, your eyes scrunched up as you were a little confused. As you swayed Hanzo became worried that you would collapse on him. "Oh my god Hanzo-kun."

"What is it?"

"I think I'm dead."

"Why is that?" Hanzo asked concern instantly spread through his features making you giggle.

"Because there's two of you. Pretty sure, I've died on gone to heaven." At his eye roll you laughed and rolled backwards smacking your head again.

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Genji- Senpai

"Senpai! Senpai Genji! Genji-Senpai!"

The cyborg flinched and ignored the calls of his girlfriend, beside him Zenyatta watched his pupil's movements with slight amusement. "Why don't you answer?" He asked much to Genji's annoyance.

"Because I'm being called senpai." Genji let out a small shudder.

It was like a cartoon, the way you'd just pop out from somewhere, call Genji's name and appear somewhere else. Whack-a-mole sprang to Genji's mind; although you looked like you were having fun, if you caught hold of Genji it would be bad for him.

"That is a problem?"

"Yes," Genji started but had to duck as you appeared from behind the buffet table, which would've made him in your line of sight. As you made your way past Zenyatta amusedly kept Genji's presence a secret. When it was safe, Zenyatta asked him to continue. "If they call me 'senpai' or use anything similar it means that (Y/N) is blackout drunk and will not remember anything tomorrow. This is a problem because-"

"Senpai! I found you!" You called and jumped into his lap, nuzzling his faceplate. "Senpai-Genji, I found Genji-senpai!" You sang cheerfully. "You know what we should do?"

"Let's stay here." Genji requested trying to keep his voice level.

"Swimming! Oooh! We're at Gibraltar! Let's swim to Morocco! I like swimming."

"Please, (Y/N), remember that you cannot swim."

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Soldier 76- Dad76

The Overwatch gang were having a few drinks to celebrate something which you enjoyed despite Jack being the responsible one. It was getting late and people were dragging others off the sleep it off, Jack was trying to do the same to you. Trying.

"Psst. Are we alone?" You asked trying to climb onto his back. You half succeeded.

Jack only sighed, and wrangled you off his side only to make you wrap your legs around his waist. Mentally, the soldier groaned, he enjoyed your company, but not when you behaved like an overgrown, hairless koala. "(Y/N), walk normally, you could hurt yourself."