When you see a spider crawl past by you and Claude, please take off your shoe and kill it. Make sure Claude sees.
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Claude rolled his eyes, slightly annoyed.
You smiled to yourself (or you don't if you're an edgy piece or shit) at your victory and walked off, not thinking much of it.
The next time you were out shopping with him, he stopped, causing you to turn and see why.
He thrust his entire hand into a passerby's forehead, killing them instantly.
He looked at you with fire in his eyes.
"What? If spiders are pests, then humans are too"
~Ikumi_The_Otaku
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Ways to annoy Claude Faustus [UNDER EDITING]
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