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Continuously refer to him as "Baka" = "Idiot"

"Hey Claude, after A in the alphabet—A can stand for apple in my opinion. However what about B?"

[Grell appears out of nowhere and runs In, hearts very very visible on her eyes and at the top of her head]

"BASSY OHMY B CAN STAND FOR THAT"

"No Grell, hmm—Claude, you Baka"

"Excuse me?"

"Baka"

"I rather you not say that—"

"bAKA!"

"Please stop"

[You bring in cows magically]

"Moooo"

"Moooo"

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