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Buy a bicycle helmet.

"What is the meaning of this?"

Wear it throughout the entire day.

"TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOND"

Have I mentioned you should wear a cape too? No?

"Lady L/n, would you mind explaining why is it that you are causing all of this ruckus at 2AM IN THE MORNING OF THE NIGHT?"

I'm-

"WHY DONT YOU LET ME BE WHO I WANNA BE, THIS IS MY TRUE SELF. I SHALL GO VISIT THE OUTER SPACE; do cookies exist in another dimension? WHATEVER, JUST LET ME BE AN AsSTRONAWT"

Bye.

Meow

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