Buy a bicycle helmet.
"What is the meaning of this?"
Wear it throughout the entire day.
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOND"
Have I mentioned you should wear a cape too? No?
"Lady L/n, would you mind explaining why is it that you are causing all of this ruckus at 2AM IN THE MORNING OF THE NIGHT?"
I'm-
"WHY DONT YOU LET ME BE WHO I WANNA BE, THIS IS MY TRUE SELF. I SHALL GO VISIT THE OUTER SPACE; do cookies exist in another dimension? WHATEVER, JUST LET ME BE AN AsSTRONAWT"
Bye.
Meow
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Ways to annoy Claude Faustus [UNDER EDITING]
FanfictionSpooderman Shout out to @Ikumi_the_otaku for helping out in short scenarios!!! Pictures= I do not own