Yellowfang: KITS LISTEN TO ME
Kits: *listen*
Firestar:*is inspecting yellowfang**murmurs* Hmmm she is very good
Yellowfang: SHUT UP OVER THERE CANT YOU SEE IM TRYING TO TEACH
Firestar:*jumps* sorry
Yellowstar: SHUT THE F*** UP
Kits: *gasp*
Yellowfang: oh come on, your mothers said worst things when she was giving birth to you lot like 'oh mouse-dung' or 'damn you kits'
Kits: *simultaneously faint**waltz out of the door and sleep-talk to each other*
Firestar: Yellowfang, you said you wouldn't swear in front of the kits. YOUR FIRED FROM LIFE
Yellowfang : ignore him, he's just sad that he wasn't allowed to teach anymore
YOU ARE READING
WARRIOR CAT SPOOFS: FILLED WITH UTTER STUPIDNESS AND EPIC COMEBACKS
RandomRead the title and my book plz
