School day 3

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by Stylish_dismount

by Stylish_dismount

Graystripe: so ya stoopid kits, today we are 'aving a proper lesson

kits: YAY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP PARTY WHOOOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOP

Graystripe: *unfazed by the kits* so *shouts* SO KITS WE WILL BE HUNTING FOR THE ELDERS, I HAVE RENTED OUT THE TRAINING DEN FOR THE DAY SO WE CAN HUNT *Lead the kits to the training den* stay here and i will catch a mouse and bring it back for you to practice on

Kits: ok

Graystripe: *catches a mouse**puts it on the floor* so kits to kill prey you have to get into the hunting position

Kits: *get into the hunting position*

Graystripe: then you creep forwards until you are near your prey

kits:*creep forwards towards the mouse*

Graystripe: THEN YOU POUNCE AND GRAB THE ANIMAL IN YOUR JAWS AND KILL IT

Kits: *pounce*

Graystripe: so follow me

Kits: *follow Graystripe*

Graystripe: you lot have to catch 2 pieces of prey to be released from school

Kits: ok

Kits: *all except one fail miserably*

Graystripe: so Rockykit, you have caught 2 pieces of prey, eat one and take the other to the elders den

rockykit: YES SIR

Graystripe: YOU LOT HAVE ALL FAILED, DETENTION FOR THE NEXT 7 MOONS

Kits: *commit suicide*