Greystripe: *is drunk* Hey, Firestar *holds up full glass of water* this glass is empty
Firestar: No it's not Greystripe, it's full
Greystripe: *holds up empty glass of water* this glass is full, the other one is empty
Firestar: I give up on life occasionally, today is one or those days
All the cats of the universe: CHARGE *all charge at Firestar*
Firestar: HALP MEEEEEEEEE *is crushed by the cats*
Greystripe: The end, go read @TheSavageCabbage101 's other books 📚. GO ON, I dare ya
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WARRIOR CAT SPOOFS: FILLED WITH UTTER STUPIDNESS AND EPIC COMEBACKS
RandomRead the title and my book plz