Greystripe: Firestar, my nan has more stripes than your nan
Firestar: NO my nan has more stripes, she held a WORLD RECORD for 2 weeks
Graystripe: well my nanny won it off your nanny so TAKE THAT HA
Tigerstar: And Firestar yo nanny was a KITTYPET *laughs so much he dies*
Firestar: *is so angry he explodes**yells* DONT WORRY NANNY, YOU ALWAYS HAD THE MOST STRIPES, THEY WERE JUST JEALOUS *whispers* but I have the most stripes
Firestars nanny: I HEARD THAT YOU CHEEKY LITTLE RASCAL *kills Firestars soul and he goes to the dark forest*
Graystripe and Tigerstar: HA TAKE THAT FIRESTAR
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WARRIOR CAT SPOOFS: FILLED WITH UTTER STUPIDNESS AND EPIC COMEBACKS
RandomRead the title and my book plz