Firestar: *walks into camp* WTF IS HAPPENING
Graystripe: *shouts* WE'RE HAVING A DISCO TO CELEBRATE STARSTAR
Firestar: *Shouts* WHAT ???????????????
Berrypaw: EAT THIS FIRESTAR *Shoves catnip in Firestar's mouth*
Firestar: *goes mad* NYAN CAT I WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUU, MA NAME IS JEFF, MY NAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET MY NAN, NYAN CAT * Calms down**goes to his den*
Firestar: *finds Dovewing and Cloudfur doing what male and female cats do together* EWWWWWW WTF R U DOING U RETARDS GO DO IT IN THE ELDERS DEN
Cloudfur: *is drunk* Here uncle, have this beer *slurs words**grabs a beer bottle*
Firestar: OH HELL NAW
Dovewing: FIRESTAR, THERE ARE ELDERLY TWOLEGS INVADING CAMP
Firestar:*confuzzeled* How do you know ???
Dovewing: *is calm* Im telephatic with Mudfur
cue twolegs to invade
Firestar and Cloudfur: NANNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *go mental*
Their nan: OMFG ITS ORANGE POOP CAT AND FLUFFIE POOPOOS *die*
Firestar and cloudfur: *go bright pink with embarrassment and squirm**run to the thunderoads*
Cinderpaw: I'll get them * teleports to the thunderoad**stop the cats*
YOU ARE READING
WARRIOR CAT SPOOFS: FILLED WITH UTTER STUPIDNESS AND EPIC COMEBACKS
RandomRead the title and my book plz
