Silvermane (ME): So, Treekit, how is clan life at the moment?
Treekit: Mew (the adorable noise that tiny kittens make) mrrraw purrrrrrrr MEOW
Silvermane: Really, like OMG why would she do that anyway. Anyway, what do you want to be when you are older?
Treekit: Meow
Silvermane: I must say that not many cats take that path in life. So are there any ladies you have your eye on?
Treekit: Mrrrrrow
Silvermane: No no no, I don't like her at all, one of my friends went out with her a while back and she dumped him 3 days later. And she has a really bad attitude. Back to the subject, are there any life goals you would like to achieve?
Treekit: HISSSSSSS MROWWWWW
Silvermane: I know exactly what you mean, I'm sure every cat would want to kill one of them. Do you have any siblings?
Treekit: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Silvermane: I know exactly how you feel, lonely and yet you always have cats or kittens around you.
Treekit: GIMME FOOD *Dies*
Silvermane: Sorry about that, anyway I'll see you all next week for another episode of ...... Caterviews
JE LEEST
WARRIOR CAT SPOOFS: FILLED WITH UTTER STUPIDNESS AND EPIC COMEBACKS
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