A normal day?..

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"TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU LADDIES!" Jack screamed his usual intro.
"My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to
Not a Simulator Simulator!" He brushed his hair back while smiling excitedly.
"This was requested by quite a few of you. All the comments about the game were the same, and that was weird, but it was probably a glitch. Anyway, let's get started!" He clicked the start button, and there was a girl with purple and black hair.
"Hello!" She said with a cute smile.
"HELLO!" He said and chose an option that said what he said.
"Grab my hand to continue!" She said and held out here hand to him. Jack clicked her hand but nothing happened.
"Did my game crash?" He sighed. "Fookin' annoying."
He reached to touch the monitor and touched the screen on the way, then, pure white.
«~^~»
"Hello?"
Jack woke up to see someone. They had unusual red hair.
"Uh... Hey." Jack greeted.
"Are you ok?" The person asked.
"Yeah. What your name?" He replied.
"I'm Mark. You?"
"You can call me Jack." He said, putting on his hat. "Where am I?"
"Uh, you've never been here?" Mark asked confused.
"No. I need to get home." Jack said.
"Home?" Mark asked.
"It's not around her, OK? It's in Ireland!"
"Ireland? Never heard of it." Mark said.
"Really?! Where is this then?"
"Simulator." He said. It's where I've always lived."
"You've lived in a game all your life?- wait... I'm in a game?!"
"Games?" He began.
"VIDEO GAMES! They're the best fookin' games in the world!" Jack said irritably.
"Fook?"
"Its a swear word."
"Oh. You mean, fuck then?"
"It's a accent, godammit!"
"Accent?"
"Oh my fookin' God. Do you live you live under a rock or some shit?"
"No." He said.
"This is supposed to be a simulator. Why don't you know what a frikin' video game is? You also don't know what Ireland is!"
"There are things you might not know about us too." Mark said and walked away.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Jack said and ran up to him.
"Nah." Mark replied.
"Youre obnoxious." Jack said.
"Good for you." Mark said, smiling.
Jack sighed.
"I need to get home." He said.
"There nothing I can do." Mark said.
"Really?" Jack asked.
"You know what? You can stay in my guest room in my house for night, if you want, since you need a home so bad." Mark said.
Jack was thankful to at least have a place to stay.
"Thank you." Jack said.
"Now, come." Mark said.
There you have it. The book is already weird! XD

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