tinder / j. s.

five

J : tell me about you, thalia.

T : not much to tell i guess. i'm in a committed relationship with food. been going steady for about 22 years now.

J : i have competition now?

T : oh, definitely. i can squeeze you in somewhere between the pizza and hamburgers.

J : very american of you.

T : i am american, you goofball.

J : but you sound so... british?

T : born in america. moved when i was 10. accent kind of found me through the years i guess.

J : can you still do an american accent?

T : you bet i can. best sweet sounding georgia peach there is in this part of the u.k.

J : georgia peach?

T : you're so british.

J : correct, miss americano.

T : hey, do you want to text me?

J : um why would i say no??

T : true lol. my number is 555-787-9812.

J : it's about time we get off this vile, degrading app.

T : ........ joe. we're both on the app.