tinder / j. s.

fourteen

"you are so weird."

"hello to you too, mr. sugg."

"who posts pictures of puppies for a solid week on tumblr, but then posts about drinking bleach?"

"can a girl not love puppies and also have the urge to drink bleach?"

"i mean, i guess so."

"so, you were stalking my tumblr, hmm?"

"i could almost hear you saying that."

"you've never heard my voice before? or have you reached the highest level of stalker-ness?"

"no, i could just hear the sarcasm in your voice. but i would want to hear your voice sometime."

"why so serious, sugg?"

"did... did you just quote the joker?"

"maybeeee."

"every e you added to that 'maybe' was another level of depression."

"hence the drinking bleach post, sugg. now you're catching on."

"you're a mess."

"but so are you. that's why we work."