tinder / j. s.

thirteen

"i've always wanted a gay best friend."

"i'm not gay."

"it's okay, sugg. just be yourself."

"just google my name if you don't believe me!"

"that's weird! like borderline stalker."

"what if i follow you on any social media?"

"i'm not really big on social media..."

"you don't have any??"

"oh! i think i still have instagram. hold on. let me grab the name."

"...my username is thaliathetree."

"figures. i've just followed it."

"holy guacamole, that's a lot of followers!"

"now you believe me?"

"there's a link to your video. i'm going to watch it real quick."

"what'd you think?"

"i can't believe you never told me you were a gay youtuber. totally ship jaspar."

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do you ever just drink something and think, "i really wish this was bleach?" bc same.