tinder / j. s.

twenty-two

"oil is a dick."

"oil...?"

"**oli. .-."

"you have to call him oil from now on. there's simply no other option."

"simply no other?"

"yes. did i stutter? no other."

"oil white doesn't have that ring to it."

"it will if you try hard enough."

"but oil isn't even white?"

"it can be if you try hard enough."

"how can oil even youtube? daily vlog would just be a can of oil."

"it can youtube if it tries hard enough."

"why do you keep saying that?"

"because anything if possible if you try hard enough."

"that was very inspirational."

"thank you. i read it on the wrapper of a cough drop."

"are you sick?"

"no...? you just don't eat cough drops on a regular basis for their delightful taste?"

"i hate you, t."

"you wish."

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