tinder / j. s.

twelve

"boys are so difficult!"

"love?"

"no, i know you're a boy but for like a second pretend you're not."

"what's wrong?"

"so, there's this boy. call him larry."

"what did larry do?"

"larry has been talking to me for
months! months!!! and he refuses to tell me anything about himself."

"maybe this larry is scared."

"why would larry be scared?"

"maybe larry dislikes being treated differently for his career choices..."

"oh! i get it!"

"really...?"

"larry is a drug dealer."

"what."

"most likely meth."

"what? no. no, what?"

"it's okay. larry has his choices and i have mine. they don't have to be the same."

"wait, larry is not a drug dealer!"

"maybe larry just needs to come to terms."

"with... with being a drug dealer?"

"yes."

"i don't think larry is a drug dealer."

"how do you know larry... hmm?"

"thalia..."

"larr-joeeeee"

"oh, come on! i'm not a drug dealer!"

"then what are you?"

"a youtube, d*mmit."

"youtube..."

"youtuber."

"oh, that's it!"

"you understand now?"

"yes, silly goose. you're afraid to tell me anything about yourself because you're gay."

"THALIA."

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longest chapter all about drug dealing and gay-ness. why am i like this?