T : how is it almost valentine's day?
J : what?
T : it's almost valentine's day!
J : this is apparently a big deal to you?
T : i just love holidays, oaky?
T : **okay?
J : okay, okay, love. what's your favorite?
T : by far thanksgiving.
J : thanksgiving?
T : forgive me. i forget the pilgrims didn't land on a rock in your country.
J : you americans are weird.
T : why, thank you, kind sir.
J : was... was that supposed to be posh.
...
T : ...top of the morning to you?
J : not even in the right country??
T : ...put another shrimp on the barbie?
J : come now, you're not even trying.
T : sorry, LOVE.
J : go back to the states.
T : O:
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tinder / j. s.
Fanfictionin which a cheeky boy made famous by youtube meets an awkward girl on tinder.
