Rant #1 Fuck You 2016
YOU HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH YOU GREEDY BITCH FIRST DAVID FUCKING BOWIE DIES MY FUCKING GOD, THEN PRINCE, THEN LEONARD COHEN WHO IS THE GUY WHO WROTE HALLELUJAH AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SUPER FUCKING GREAT SONGS, AND NOW CARIE FUCKING FISHER. WHY? THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH. ALSO DON'T FORGET FUCKING DONALD TRUMP BEING OUR PRESIDENT ELECT GOODBYE RIGHTS FOR WOMEN, HISPANICS, AND TO THE LGBT COMUNITY. I WANT TO FUCKING MOVE AWAY BUT I CAN'T CAUSE FUCKING FAMILY. I hope this awful ass year ends.
Rant #2 I am extremely lonely
All my friends are someplace cool or doing something cool but I am up at 6:30 in the morning and have not yet gone to bed. Coffee is the only thing that fuels my soul anymore. Please end me it is so fucking cold and I could put on pants but my oversized t-shirt is my life now, it has melted to my body.
Rant #3 I need exercise
Sooooooooooooo my mom is signing me up for a bunch of shit like we are buying ice skates and taking ballet classes, and the only reason why I even want to do any of this is because I felt like it. At first the ice skates was for Yoi THEN I realized that I am not complete garbage at ice skating and would like to learn more. The ballet is just cause I am flexible as shit and I need all the scholarships I can get including the dance ones. The only thing I am actually complaining about is the fact that I lack any muscle, experience, knowledge, or strength in general, it is just how my body was built and it isn't gonna ducking change. Today I broke into a sweat while playing overwatch I got so pumped.
Rant #4 Boi
So today I went to the mall with my mom and we went to Victoria's Secret because I desperately needed more bras, I only had one and it was a 32 A that I managed to stretch out, to what we will say is more that a B. Still that is unimportant, what is important is that these bras are so comfy and provide actual support. I used to have really bad back pain but not any fucking more, and they are so soft. It feels like newly born kittens when they aren't covered in after birth. There is one great thing about these bras though, it makes it look like I have actual boobs. Let me explain a little, so my body is built weird I don't know how to explain it more like my chest goes everywhere instead of straight forward. These bras unlike others will actually cover the whole book while making it look fucking great. Cause I have boobs but it doesn't look like it ever these bras are so fucking great although they are hard to clip. Also why the fuck do they never have my size in sports bras, my size is one of the most common like wtf. I had to get my fucking sister size which if you don't know let me explain, so let's say you are a 32B your sister sizes would be either 30C or 34A btw there are no odd numbers in bra sizes, but the sister sizes are different and why weren't there any basic black bras in my size I had to fucking search the whole store only to end up with a white in my style and size. Also I think this is something super important to mention, my boobs have names it is Billy and Bobbers. Cause whenever I have cleavage existing my sister will say, "Damn Billy your bobbers," but one time she fucked it up and said, "Damn bobbers your Billys." Btw my nickname is Billy I don't even remember why my name is nothing close to Billy it is Zoe how do you go from Zoe to Billy it doesn't make any fucking sense.
Remember I am super fucking sleep deprived and have no fucking clue what I am doing with my life anymore all of my friends are asleep (what friends?) Oh shit it is 7 now I spent thirty fucking minutes on nothing. Also I would use better grammar and words but fuck that we live in a community where people are prissy birches and yes I MEANT birches cause I really like trees. I forgot what I was doing and where did my shirt go, now i am wearing pants but not a shirt, and when did I put a bra on. I am very confused. Also I got something called akibento and
It is so fucking amazing besides all that fucking Nico ass bitch, I hate her. It gave me love live head phones and some other shit.
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RandomI was tagged to do a q and a so yeah I will be answering that. Then I was like, hmm let's make this into a diary cause why not, I am not doing anything with my life anyway.
