Chapter Five Untidles
UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again [are you saying that Jesus woud read your story? I think he'd send you to hell for this]
StarPaw sad "I..i....." she was so foncusded! [you were so close, get rid of the f and add a c] Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates an wht was she supops to do? [tell them that they should go have kits with their mates instead of a 6-moon old apprentice!] They we beoth handsome and althing, but bot had matss [you only just remembered that NOW]! Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot [Firestar is you kin for StarClan's sake!]. GayStirpe was so funny and col [let Greystripe be with Millie].
"!" [that's not the answer I wanted Starpaw] said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss! [great hastage... #NeedToNormalise]
She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me [yas, you going to die now!]. "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up. [yas, Blackstar is going to get you! You will become shit, I shall call you Starshit from now on!]
"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!' [of course you didn't.]
That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck."[what have you done with the cat that was going to kill Starshit?]"no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed BlackStar. [of course Starshit knows StarClan is perfect]
"well the give us all this halpand stuff" said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." [lost, yes, free of Starshit... no] She said.
"I gess that's ter " balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.
"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are." [#GetARoom]
'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?" [no, he's trying to shit in your mouth, note the sarcarsm]
"e—" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick
"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy! [what with the prophecy? Or with Firestar and Greystripe trying to kill each other back at camp?]
"but yor pahfect." [no she isn't!] Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle [in the battle of Blackstar and Starshit, they betted on who would win. Starshit had more Warrior Dollars than Blackstar] you HAVE TO BE "
"NO!" shitted SarPaw [best line ever] Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me....!"
