Chapter Six Desions,
STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL! [I'm sure people who read this and rate it down go to heaven, you'll go to hell]
LASTEST TIEM ON STARKITS PROPEHY:; [yas, remind us of the best line ever!]
"NO!" shitted SarPaw [still best line ever] Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me....!" [no, StarClan kill her]
Afert tat StrPaw walkde thru the frost. She wus so depresedded! Hu was seh sapost to pik?/?/ Then she saw JayFethre cumin thru the forst tords her. [no, you are running towards Jay Bae]
"JayFeathr im soooo confusedd wat do i do she yelled their are three toms atref me! TREEE!"! [translates to "FATHER, THE FOREST IS FULL OF TREES, MAKE IT STOP GROWING"]
i know" sed jayFethr he locked happy [don't lock up happiness! Lock up Starshit]. "thats good four you it menzz that p[eo[le like uo. he told he smilling.
"NO NUT I LUV ALL OF THEM" sed StarPaw back waling upst. "I DON'T KNO WHO TO [ICK!1!1" [I'll narrow it down for you, don't choose your great-grandfather. Don't choose the cat as old as your great-grandfather. And don't choose the cat who is in ShadowClan. That leaves... *does tally* no one. Yay! No one dies by fathering a Mary-Sue's kits!]
"wel ten let me tel yo a stor.y said JayFeathern and he sat don. Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that I licked." [I'll count them, Half Moon... no one else, unless you count Stick and Briarlight]
"hu where they sad StarPaw snifing.
"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather.
"OMG STICK wispred StarPaw "YOU WHERE IN LUV WITH A STICK? She culdnt belief it. After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. SHE GAPD IN SHOC.
"Wat did you do? she esked thoug cuase she was crios. [hmm... you were born, I dunno]
Wel I culdn have kids with a stcik now culd i?" said JayPaw and he locked confuded. LIKE HE DIDN;T EVN KNO SHE WAS GNNA ASK THt qestn.
"sO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPARKLE INSTD! YELLED STARpaw locking vry happi. "but that doesn;t help me what am I spost to do?/? [I JUST NARROWED IT DOWN FOR YOU]
"Folo youre hart said Jayfeahr. "Who do yo want to be wit/" [be with no one... but you can't be in the lonely loaf group]
Hmm StarPaw taught for a secund. FireStar!" she yelldd and then run of to tel him that she ;oved him
NO FLAMSE!1!12!1
