𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 ➵ SEBASTIAN STAN [1]

23. texts

Bunny 🐰
Chris there's a complete stranger in our house.
I'm terrified, please call me.
Or come home.
Even better.

Chris 💪🏼
What are you talking about?

Bunny 🐰
There's a guy in our house and I've got no idea who he is or how he got in!

Chris 💪🏼
Oh, yeah
He's not a stranger.

Bunny 🐰
What do you mean he's not a stranger?
You know the guy?

Chris 💪🏼
Yeah he's my friend!
So you met him?
He's nice, isn't he?

Bunny 🐰
HES JUST SEEN ME HALF NAKED

Chris 💪🏼
... That escalated quickly

Bunny 🐰
I know you wouldn't be home for at least another hour and when I came back from running I was completely soaked in sweat and couldn't wait to get off my tank top, so I started undressing in the hallway

Chris 💪🏼
Wait
YOU WENT RUNNING?

Bunny 🐰
BUT WHILE I WAS UNDRESSING YOUR FRIEND JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!
AND HE SAW ME HALF NAKED LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THAT!

Chris 💪🏼
...
He's nice, isn't he?

Bunny 🐰
CHRISTOPHER!

Chris 💪🏼
Look, just let me explain
A super excited girl at the convention accidentally spilled her coke all over his t-shirt and pants so, seeing we were almost done here, I gave him the keys to our apartment and told him he could borrow some of my clothes.

Bunny 🐰
But why didn't you just text to tell me?

Chris 💪🏼
I might have forgotten that
Sorry, I got caught up talking to the Russo brothers
😁😁😁

Bunny 🐰
Do you have any other surprises for today?
Cause I'd like to know that in advance.

Chris 💪🏼
... I ate your last strawberry donut

Bunny 🐰
YOU WHAT?
GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH CHRISTOPHER EVANS

Chris 💪🏼
Don't be such a drama queen Juney Bunny, I'll buy you a new donut on my way home

Bunny 🐰
It's the least you could do since you ate the last one!

Chris 💪🏼
Yeah, you've got a point here
Btw where is he now?

Bunny 🐰
You mean your friend who scared the living shit out of me?
No idea, I'm locked up in my room.
Still completely soaked in sweat.

Chris 💪🏼
Please tell me you didn't run away from him screaming like a psycho and locked yourself in there

Bunny 🐰
You're not allowed to lecture me on this.
As far as I knew, HE could have been the psycho.

Chris 💪🏼
June Monaghan you're such a noob
He'll be feeling terribly sorry rn
Go talk to him
I promise he's not a psycho

Bunny 🐰
What part of "I'm still soaked in sweat" is not clear to you?

Chris 💪🏼
He'll be so sorry he won't even notice

Bunny 🐰
I SMELL CHRIS
LIKE A LOT

Chris 💪🏼
You have a freaking bathroom in your room!
Clean yourself up and then go talk to him!
Stop making up excuses!

Bunny 🐰
OKAY FINE

Chris 💪🏼
Good girl
READ 5.18 pm

Chris 💪🏼
So?

Bunny 🐰
I've just come out of the shower
Give me a break!
Jesus