the deception game // izaya orihara x reader |oneshots+headcannons|

A ; relationship h/c

• will either pretend to treat his s/o just like anyone else around others-

• or purposely exaggerate his affection to fluster his s/o in public

• that said, he isn't too big on PDA- it's usually just to annoy you

• this bitch-

• will break into his s/o's house to look around, whether they're there or not

• lots of 'social experiments'

• expect to be kidnapped more than once-

• i have a hc that he would call his s/o from time to time and tell them he's been shot or something just to see their reaction and how fast they'd get there and when their patience runs out.

• will challenge his s/o to chess

• enjoys their cooking a lot, sometimes helps them in the kitchen if he's bored

• generally quite busy, but will make time for his s/o

• his s/o also doubles as a human shield from Shizuo-

• he's an asshole

• and he's aware of it-

so every now and then he'll do something romantic so you don't leave him