"Why do you never reply to my text messages, Maine?"
"I don't text, Gov."
"Ah kaya pala you broke up with me through text."
"..."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up—"
"I broke up with you through text because I can't say it in person,"
"Because you don't really want to break up with me, right?
"..."
"May feelings ka pa rin ba sa akin, Miss Maine?"
"WOWWWW."
"Can we have one more chance, Maine? Pwede bang ako na lang ulit?"
"Ano ba Gov!"
"Sorry na kasi. Dapat talaga pinagdrive na kita. Your ex-boyfriend just wanted to know if you've arrived home safely."
"Ex-boyfriend?"
"Ako. I know you broke up with me, but we still had a one-minute relationship, remember?"
"Hahahaha. Okay."
"So ano, nakabalik ka na nga sa hotel?"
"Still driving. I'll probably be home in fifteen minutes."
"Ingat ka sa pagddrive ha,"
"Opo. Gov."
"Nakaseatbelt ka ba?"
"Opo."
"Okay...traffic ba?"
"Gov, it's 3 in the morning. Walang traffic,"
"Okay. Madilim ba yung daan?"
"ALDEN!"
"Sorry, sorry. Concerned lang ako sa ex-girlfriend ko, okay?"
"Hahahaha. Ang cute mo,"
"Did you just say I'm cute? YOU SAID I'M CUTE, RIGHT? DO YOU WANT ME BACK, MAINE? CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN?"
"GOVERNOR WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN,"
"Hahaha. I love hearing your voice."
"Bakit hindi ka pa natutulog?"
"Kasi nga. I just want to make sure that you get home safely."
"You should sleep, Gov."
"Are you tired of talking to me, Miss Maine? Am I annoying you yet?"
"Hindi naman. I know you still have to go to work in a few hours, so you should rest. Masama bang maging concerned din sa ex-boyfriend ko?"
"Maine?"
"Yeah?"
"You're the sweetest ex-girlfriend,"
"Ah, poets. Hinay hinay lang sa keso please,"
"Feeling ko talaga magkakabalikan rin tayo eh."
"Hmmmm..."
"Feeling ko talaga, I'm destined to be yours..."
"That's it. I'm hanging up."
"HOOOOY!"
"Hahahaha,"
"It's so nice to hear you laugh, Miss Maine."
"And that's why I don't text, Gov."
"Huh?"
