Fandom_Lover_Strider:(this is the mortal combat stuff) and the next opponents are..... *gets interrupted by doorbell ringing.* what? *goes to answer door.*
Me:STROODLE!
Stroodle: MOM!
Exotic: *runs in* what?!
Stroodle: I mean my other mom.
Me: you're cheating on me?! *le gasp* how could you *cries*
Stroodle: nuuuu mom!
Me: it's over!
Creepypastas: *sweatdrop*
Slenderp: who is this?
Stroodle: this is my mother and fellow cp oc author ExoticSushiManiac!
Me: Hi :3
Jeff: at least she seems nicer than you...
Stroodle: *head turns around* *dark aura* what the fuck did you just say, I'll right a slender x Jeff fanfiction of you two.
Jeff:plz no.
Me: XD
Stroodle: ahem! As I was saying, one warning guys. Follow it at all costs, Dont. Feed. Her. Sugar.
Me: WHY D:
Stroodle: you know how you get when you eat it.
Me: if you don't give me sugar, I will kill you :)
Stroodle: I'll wrote fanfiction of you x zalgo!
Me: not if you're dead :)
Stroodle: not if I do it before I die.
Me: then I'll kill you AND write a fanfiction of you x offender x zalgo LEMON!
Stroodle: plz no O.O
Me: *screeches* SUGAR.
Stroodle: O.O plz don't kill me.
Creepypastas: O.O
Jeff: what happens if you give her sugar?
Stroodle: *traumatized face* I don't wanna talk about it...
Jeff: O.O, *turns around and smirks evilly*
*le timeskip after continuation of cp battles*
Stroodle: K.O.! here's your money *random pasta name*
Me: I wanna kill someone and get money for it D:
Stroodle: then someone would have to request you.
Me: >:(
Stroodle: haha!
Me: *demonic voice* あなたの雌犬はあなたを殺すでしょうそれから破損魂を地獄にドラッグ (please tell me if I got anything wrong)
Stroodle: plz don't hurt me TAT
Me: THEN GIVE ME SUGAR?!
Stroodle: no!
Me: AHDHSJJFJSNNDNDJDJNSJD
Jeff: *nudges me* hey, follow me
Me: O.O are you gonna rape me?
Jeff: WHAT?! NO?!
Me: OK. Good. *follows him*
*goes to room*
Jeff: closes door and give me 20 packets of fun dip*
Me: YAUNDNNDJDJRJD *eyes sparkle*
Jeff: are you OK?
Me: YES. GIVE. ME. THE. CANDY.
Jeff: *gives candy*
Me: *chugs the fun dip like it's my last day to live*
Jeff: O.O
Me: *screeches* MOREEEEEEEE
Jeff: O.e
Me: *gets knife out of no where and stabs Jeff 21 times*
Jeff: *is dead*
Me: HAHAHGAHAHGAGDHDHJSJCHJDJXJJRJXJDHHDHFHFNRJFJJDNCNDJNDJDNJC
Stroodle: *walks in and sees the scene* Jeff you idiot!
*le time skip brought to you by laziness*
*everything is on fire*
Stroodle: *is dead*
Creepypastas: *ded*
Me:* calmly sitting on couch smiling*
"This is fine :)"
(A/N: seriously, never give me candy, because this is accurate XD)
