Underpants(creepypants)

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Slender: *is hurt in battle with Natalie* Child... it was nice to meet you- AHHHHH

Exotic:*brutally hits him*

Natalie: O.O

Exotic: what a miserable, horrifying, and *face contorts* NASTY creature. Torturing such a poor, innocent, youth.

Natalie: *quickly puts away nuckle duster* •-• HELLO MAMA.

Slender: mama? *gasps* we could be a fam-

Exotic: SHHH. EH. Eh, I don't want to hear it. Nope °-°.

Slender: but mara-

Exotic: shh shh. NO. NO. no *whispers* no •-•

Natalie: *is sitting with popcorn*

Misty: Hello human, tis I your best friend, WALUWIGIIIIIIIIIIIIII*screen gets red and zooms in*

(Take 2)

Misty: tis I, your best friend meme dealer

Me: MISTY.

(take three)

Misty: tis I, your best friend Misty and I bring all your friends.

*shows Raven, Ace, and Lilith *

Ace: hehehehehe sup kiddo it's me crippling- *shakes head* I- I mean Ace.

Exotic: *deep inhale as screen gets uncomfortably close to her face* Oh nice to meet you Ace

Ace: yeah, you know I can be an ACE card.

*everyone laughing obnoxiously as it zooms in on my soulless carcus*

Raven: o-oh that reminds me,em Misty, h-how did you know how to call everybody?

Misty: let's just say a tiny demon helped me.

Raven: A-a-a tiny de-

Zalgo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too bad *plugs in thingy*

Everyone except for Natalie: JDJCNJDJXJJEJSJDJ(and misty, she just kinda stands there)

Zalgo: HAHAHAHAHA-

Natalie: hey! Leave my friends alone.

Zalgo: OK ok. But only if you can defeat me.

Natalie: I'll defeat yo- *gets trapped* ahdhhsh!

Zalgo: I'll kill you one million times*stabs her a lot*

Exotic: *slaps knife out of his hand*

Zalgo: *gasp*

Exotic: don't touch meh child.

Zalgo: HAHAHA *has another knife*

Exotic: *slaps it out of his hands*

Zalgo:HAHA*another knife*

Exotic: *slaps it out of his hand*

Zalgo:*same thing happens* *demonic voice and face* STAHP IT.

*Lance comes in* WHO'S TOUCHING DA CHILD?

*all point to zalgo*

Lance: *slaps him* don't touch deh child!

*a bunch of creepypastas swarm in* DON'T TOUCH DEH CHILD!

Zalgo: O.O *Getz punched in face*

Ivy: *staring at Natalie's dead body* guys?

Everyone: DON'T TOUCH DEH CHILD

Ivy: *song comes on, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?*

Exotic: •-• *points to slender* HE'S TOUCHIN MEH CHILD.

Lance: YOU ARE TOUCHIN DEH CHILD?

Slender: nu D:*gets slapped in the face*

Lance: don't touch deh child.

Everyone: DON'T TOUCH DEH CHILD*beating slender up*

Natalie:don't touch deh child.

Zalgo: *demon voice* I'VE HAD ENOUGH *inhuman screechin* UGHHHHHHHSHSHHSHSHSHS

Everyone: O.O

Natalie: O.O

*PLOT TWIST, shows sadmask* howdy! It's me your best friend. SADMASK. *Zalgo's almost true form*

Natalie: where are my friends?!

Zalgo: YOU'RE FRIENDS, ALL MEMORIES, I'LL BEING THEMBACK TO ZERO.

Natalie: *seeing through his bullshit* I'LL FIGHT YOU.

Zalgo: hehe. OK then. *screen turns homo*

Natalie: *Le gasp*

Me: *Le gasp*

Zalgo: *smashes Natalie*

Natalie: blehg. I refuse!

Zalgo: ehh* splits her in half with a knife*

Natalie: I, refuse! *magical star smashes her* I.REFUSE.

Zalgo:urggggg *blasts her with homo cannon*

Natalie: JAJFJJDGFHDHHD. Refuse.

Zalgo: AHHHHHHH. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. URGHHH*screen spreads, true form*

Natalie: eh nu D: EGGG EEEGGG OOOG.

Zalgo: hehe. This is your end.

Natalie: NU.I SAVE MY FRIENDS.*goes to Exotic and Slenderman's contorted faces.* Hello papa. Hello mama!

* their faces turn back to normal*

Both:*Le gasp*

Natalie: *goes to Ace and Misty* here's a meme!

*they turn to normal*

Misty: *Is spinning all up in the screens face* NYEHHHHHHH

Ace: jdjnsjajbdhfjsjjs.

Natalie:*goes to raven* our love is real

Raven: *turns back to normal and gasps*

Natalie: *Lazer eyes on Lilith*

Lilith: KRKJSJSUXHDJJDIXJDBAH

Natalie: and now I'll save you!

Zalgo: w-wat?

Natalie: yeh, I'm saving you.

Zalgo:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Natalie: saving you.

Zalgo:NO!

Natalie:yes.

Zalgo:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *inhale* EEEEEEEEEEEE

*turns back into sadmask*

Sadmask: i-im I'm sorry

Natalie: don't worry! I forgive you! But give me my friends.

Sadmask:oh yehyehyeh ur friends. *takes them out of his pocket and throws them.* I'm gonna turn back into zalgo T-T

Natalie: shut up and hug me! *hugs *

and then they were gay together (in a friendship way)

Natalie: friends!

Exotic: thank you my child. How about you say goodbye to

Natalie: *runs past exotic*

Exotic: ( hello darkness my old friend. I've come to speak with you again. Teardrop slowly runs down face.)

* everyone outside*

Slender: isn't it still... absolutely horrible and nothing has changed at all

Everyone: yep.

Natalie and Ace=Fandom_Lover_Strider
Raven=LaRainHernandez
Lilith=RoamingOtaku
Lance=WeLoveThenHate
Misty:grell101
Sadmask:sad-mask-chan
Exotic and Ivy: mine!






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