UNDERWEAR (1). ✔️

Chapter 5

1 message from: bAd breAth

I was bored so I thought about giving him this name and saved it in my contacts. Yeah, that definitely suits him. His bad breath really stood out the most, so why not.

bAd breAth: hey, it said that your username didn't exist
😡😡😡

Did he really just.

Tsk, what a dolt.

I kept on laughing until I felt my stomach rumble all of the sudden. Shit, it must be the black bean paste noodles! Why the hell?

Pfft...you actually searched for that? you're such a pea brain.

bAd breAth: ugh damn you, ADD ME OR ELSE I'LL STEAL YOUR STRAWBERRIES IN YOUR BACKYARD.

Suddenly, the rumbling noise in my stomach stopped.

Pfft. Yeah right, as if you can. Your twinkle toes might disappear right before your eyes. Check your feet mate, I might slice them off 👀

bAd breAth: as IF you can, thief. And I'm not kidding.

Tsk. This guy!
WAIT! WHAT THE BLACK BEAN PASTE! DON'T EVEN DARE TRY TO CLIMB UP MY WALL YOU STINKY BREATH.

bAd breAth: then try to stop me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bAd breAth: who u callin stinky breath ??? Imma get the strawberries rn.

NO FUCK NO. DON'T EVEN DARE. THAT'S MY MOTHER'S STRAWBERRIES.

SHE PLANTED THOSE FOR ME YOU ASSHOLE.

bAd breAth: idc 😛😛😛

bAd breAth: imma get your strawberries now. 🤪

bAd breAth: im here at your backyard, tryin to climb up

bAd breAth: frucjk shit i hurt my leg heeelp

FUCK YOU. BITCH. ASSHOLE. MOTHERFUCHER. GET OUTT!I'LL CALL THE COPS RN.

bAd breAth: watcha gonna say then, COPS HUURY A STRAWBERRY THIEF. thats so freakin' stupid.

my bro is a cop so get the hell out.

bAd breAth: cOoL

bAd breAth: but idgaf. 🖕

bAd breAth: SHIT I MADE IT. I'm in yo bckyrd rn hehe