(K/C)at fight

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Kas:
I have 5 potato

Catty:
I have ? potato
I have no potato
Maybe a French fry
Is that enough

Kas:
No!!! Need 3 potatoe!!!!!!!!!
(I hate typing like that but I like it 
help)

Catty:
I barter 13 French fry?

Kas:
NO! POTATO!!!

Catty:
French fries are potatoes too.
I can't believe you'd be so racist!
I thought our society was making progress.

Kas:
But you can't make french fry into mash potato

Catty:
Hmh.

Kas:
SOCIETY WILL NEVER PROGRESS

Catty:
AND YOU CANT MAKE NARWHALS INTO RAINBOW CLOUDS BUT THEYRE SEA UNICORNS TOO

Kas:
FUCK THE NARWHALS

Catty:
I can't believe people this conservative exist in our society. Soon you'll be spurting lies about how milkshakes aren't ice cream!

Kas:
They aren't! Stop letting the liberals infect your mind!! Milkshakes SCIENTIFICALLY have different components!!

Catty:
Nobody is poisoning my mind!!! We are all made up of different atoms and elements, so SCIENTIFICALLY, we are all different!!! It's what's on the inside that counts!

Kas:
BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE DIFFERENT INSIDE???? WE WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOUR LIBERAL SOCIETY RUINS THE STILTS WE BUILD UPON

Catty:
I NEVER SAID THAT IT WAS OUR CALL TO DETERMINE WHAT THEY ARE ON THE INSIDE. BUT A FRENCH FRY IS A POTATO!!! THE GENETIC SIMILARITIES ARE THERE!!!

Kas:
BUT ARE THEY THE SAME? NO. THIS IS LIKE CALLING A BLUEBIRD A CARDINAL, CATHERINE

Catty:
THEY ARE MODIFIED VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES!! A HUMAN WITH A PROSTHETIC OR DYED HAIR OR TATTOOS IS STILL A HUMAN BUT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT. WHEN WIL YOU CONSERVATIVES LEARN?

Kas:
I think the question is when will the liberals learn that they are just being manipulated.

Catty:
Then when will conservatives learn that they are living in the past and holding on to old philosophies like the last oar in the boat towards society progression?

Kas:
ghhh this convo is getting too deep I'm out

Catty:
Nice fighting with you

Kas:
Ditto


[Note: I am, in fact, a liberal. I kinda have to be. This was a joke argument. -Kas]

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