piano? you mean fortissimo

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band director: gUYS IT'S P I A N O

me, a saxophone who hasn't seen piano in decades apparently: squints

me: ew 

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pros of having a section where everyone is around the same skill level

+y'all can all joke about the same struggles

cons

+everyone collectively drops out in the middle of a piece because no one figured out how that one rhythm goes

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band director: saxes, find an alternate key, all those keys aren't for decoration

saxes: i mean, they kinda are

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sax: plays C#

director: glares

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percussion section: aggressively playing the jeopardy theme 

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