Mnemosyne Deogracia (Unedited)

VI

Louisse Gorgonio

Another one boring day. Umuwi nalang ako sa dorm. Pabagsak akong humiga sa kama and closed my eyes.

“Guess who?”

Tinanggal ko ang mga kamay niya na nakatakip sa mga mata ko.

“Who else? Duh.”

“Kj mo.”

“You’re dressed. May lakad ka ba?"

“Yep! I have a date!”

“A what?”

“A date, couz.” She puts on here make-up at nilugay ang buhok niya na…

“Kailan ka nagpa-kulot?”

“Kanina lang."

Nag-indian sit ako.

“Pinaghahandaan mo talaga to. Who is it this time?”

She always has a date pero this time, parang bongga naman ata ang damitan niya.

“Siegefred Lorenzana.” She said casually.

“Ahh… What?!”

“Chill, couz. Date lang to. No sex.”

“Tf, Jiannina. Nakikipag-sex ka na?”

“Before but nah, boring sila.”

“Like Jared Montemayor?”

“It was his first time; it didn’t go well.”

“Manu Reyes?”

“Uncircumcised.”

“What? Hindi pa siya tuli?”

“Uh-huh. Sayang nga eh.”

Nasayangan pa siya?

“Wtf? Si Gabby Froilan?”

“He can’t make me cum.”

I can't!

“Omigash! Jia!”

“What? You asked me, sinasagot lang kita.”

“Unbelievable! You had sex with them? For real?”

“Yeah.” Asdfghjkl!

Parang hindi big deal sa kanya ang ganito!

“Jia! Magpatingin ka na sa doctor!”

“Re-lax! Hindi naman ako nagpapa-jerjer kung wala silang dalang condom. And besides we are in the 21st Century, you can have sex anywhere.”

“Tf. Umalis ka na nga! And be sure to wash yourself before going back here!”

“Arte mo. Makikipag-sex ka rin in the future.” She kissed my cheek.

“Yuck! Alis! Nakakadiri ka!”

“Che!”

Ugh! She’s crazy. Alam ko namang ini-echus lang ako nun… But what if…? Omigash! Hindi ko talaga siya kikilalanin bilang pinsan ko…

Joke lang! Basta ba hindi lang siya mapasama sa mga ginagawa niya.

Dorm alone again.

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“So yun pala si Chandria?”

Guess who? Kanina pa tinatanong ni Selene si Miah about this Chandria girl or Miah called her as “palamuti”. Kakaiba din pala magselos tong kaibigan ko.

“Ang ganda niya…” I added.

We are at Hera’s Hideaway, a much more private food place here at the back of Olympus building. Gusto ko pa sanang tumanggi kaso nag-insist ang dalawa na sumama kami, libre naman daw nila. So who am I to refuse di ba? Libre daw eh.