Sweetheart • Chris Wood [1]

Group Text

Smalls/ Logan
911!!!!!

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
What? What's happening??!

Riley/ Big Monster
What's going on?!

Smalls/ Logan
We have a problem!
Like a major problem!!

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
What is it??

Riley/ Big Monster
Are people being mean
to you again??

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
Who do I need to beat up??

Smalls/ Logan
No no none of that.

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
Then what?

Smalls/ Logan
Adam is here.

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
WHAT?!

Riley/ Big Monster
HOW?! WHERE?!

Smalls/ Logan
So Chris and I were out walking
Drift and he took me to this market
and it was all sweet and cute and
then he asked me to dinner and then
when we were walking back to my
apartment Adam's car just showed up
and he's staying at a hotel close by
and I don't know what to do!!!

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
Ok, don't panic. Is Chris there with you??

Smalls/ Logan
Yes he hasn't left yet.

Riley/ Big Monster
Ok well don't let him leave.
You can't be alone when Adam
is around.

Smalls/ Logan
And how am I supposed to explain
that to Chris?!

Riley/ Big Monster
Um, tell him that your abusive ex is
staying down the street and you need
protection?!

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
Yeah men love being the hero!

Smalls/ Logan
One, I am not a damsel in distress.
And two, we haven't brought up our
exes yet and that's a lot of baggage. I just
started seeing him. I don't want to scare
him away.

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
Well I don't want you alone. Call whomever
but I think that Chris would be ok with taking
care of you.

Smalls/ Logan
Ok, ok fine. He's sitting right here looking at
me like I'm crazy anyway. I should probably
explain.

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
He'll be ok with it because he loves you.

Riley/ Big Monster
True that.

Smalls/ Logan
Ok, I didn't say much, just that I didn't
feel safe being alone and that he would
stay as long as I needed.

Riley/ Big Monster
Perfect. Please keep us updated. I'll be there in two weeks.

Hannah/ Main Squeeze
And I can be on the next flight out if I need to.