Mili(pronounced milly) is the secret sister of Fili and Kili. As the oldest of the 3 she is the real aire to the throne of durin but there is a problem. Thorin doesn't know about her. What will happen when he finds out she exists? Will he kill her o...
I stopped at the gates of lake-town. This place smells of dead fish, fish guts, and other gross smells "Stop who are you" Percy the gate man asked "Percy must I tell you every time I live here well used to" I said "oh Mili it's you" he said I rolled my eyes "really?" I playfully asked. Me and Percy go way back when Lake-Town was first built Percy took me in as his own child even though he has 2 other children Demon and Nessy.
"ah Mili the master has been waiting" A nasty raspy voice said "Afrid" I said
The master thinks I'm gonna marry him just on the long list of 'Not Gonna EVER Marry' so yeah it's hard sometimes but I just kick Afrid's butt "Go away or am I gonna have to give you another black eye like last time" big mistake. Turns out Uncle Bard was behind me "I'd leave her be if I were you Afrid" he said "oh fine" he said and left "thanks uncle Bard" I said
Long story to why I call him uncle so I'll tell it later.
"Mili" A muffled voice said "what the durin" I said and Bilbo popped out of a barrel full of fish "Bilbo" I said and hugged him "I thought you were dead" he said "well I hope not" I joked.
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In Bard's house I sat farthest away from everyone so I didn't have to listen to my uncles argue "Mili?" someone asked "yeah" "are you okay" Bilbo asked "yeah why" "you're pale" "it's the arrow but my magic triggered a full body stopper so that mean wherever the poison is it stays there until it's gone" I said "good. Mili I have something to tell you" he said "yeah what" "Ihaveacrushonyou" Bilbo said so fast I couldn't understand him "Bilbo slow down" I said and he took a deep breath "Mili ever since the elven prison when you kissed my cheek I couldn't shake you from my mind. What I'm trying to say is uh I think I love you" he said "Bilbo-" I started "I know you don't feel that way towards me. I'm sorry I had to get it off my chest an-" I cut him off by kissing him. It took him a second to figure out what happened and kiss me back but I didn't mind. When he pulled away we heard wolf whistles from the company including Uncle Bard and Uncle Thorin. Bilbo blushed and I dropped my face into my hands "sorry Mili" Bilbo whispered "it's okay I'm just gonna have to kick a cartan company's a*ses later" I said loud enough for the company to stop "maybe even two brothers and two uncles" I added and the color drained from Kili, Fili, Bard, and Thorin's faces "that's what I thought" I said with a small smirk
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A/N: BOOOOOOO IM BACK FROM THE DEAD. JK im not dead buttttttttttt some of my stories are on hold sooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so IT'SSSSSS OFFICIAL SENPAI BILBO AND YONDERY MILI ARE TOGETHER
Mili: god this is the best day of my life and most likely the last time I use my ears
The company: Yeah
Me: Am I gonna have to post a silly picture of you guys in this book or are you gonna stop
The company whispers
Me and Mili: alright that's it
Mili: smakes the company
Me: scroll down
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Bilbo and Thorin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me and the company: *DIEING OF LAUGHTER*
Me: bye bye guy and i also ship Thilbo Bagginshield
Thorin and Bilbo run after me
Me: watch out for my new book Bagginshield One-shots
