We're a series !!! S1.Ep.1

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*typing away on the computer*

Ring

"Hello ?, yes this is her... what really !?! Mr.Watson are you serious ? ... Omg !! Yes I'll get Carlos !! We're starting today !?! Ok you got it sir !!"

"Carlos !!! Come here, quick !!!"

*runs down*

"What, what is it !?"

"Guess what !?! You'll never believe it !!."

"Just tell me, what ?"

"WE'RE A SERIES NOW !!!!" *yells while bouncing on toes with excitement*

"Wait what, how ?"

"Real with North and South. The ratings, there.. they were so high and the viewers....they loved it !!!"

"But that was only a special for the channel."

"Well now it's a series !!!!"

"We have to see those weird guys again every week now" *groans*

"Why don't you like them ? I told you their interesting now come on lets go !!!" *grabs Carlos and runs out of office*

"Wait I need my equipment !!"

XXXXXX*Theme Song*XXXXXXXXX

*Shows North and South America walking towards screen in slow motion with reality tv music and black background behind*

"Their adventurous"

*Shows America, Diego, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, and Canada jumping off a waterfall*

"Their humorous"

*Shows Canada talking with Australia*

"And then I said 'I'm not America bastard' and hit him with the egg gun"

*Both start laughing*

"Their charming"

* Shows Peru flirting with random girl who starts blushing*

*France runs in background and yells 'they got it from me !!'*

"Their unstoppable"

*Maria and Venezuela jump into meeting room through window*

"Their everyone's favorite Continental Cousins"

*Continental American Glitter Sparkle Party*

*Brazil is drunk, Diego is swinging on a chandelier, America dumps beer on Bolivia who starts drunkenly chasing him, Venezuela is passed out*

"Their North and South America"

*All stop walking in slow motion*

*air is blowing in their faces and they all do poses*

*Argentina slides to front on his knees, turns and does 'index and thumb gun' pose

"And this is 'Real with North and South'

*Title appears above them*

XXXXX*Theme song over* XXXXXX

"Hello and welcome to the offical first episode of 'Real with North and South' and we are about to attend a world meeting !!!

*Sees America, Canada and Australia run into meeting room*

"I wonder what that was about, anyway lets go"

Carlos : "Do we have too ?"

"Yes now lets go"

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*10 minutes after meeting starts a koala with a gun busts in, and tackles Australia*

"What the heck ?"

"Help !!"

*America starts shooting tranquilizer darts all over*

"Germany !!!"

*Canada tries knocking it out with Hungary's frying pan but the koala grabs it and starts chasing him with it*

"Mon dieu !!"

*Koala starts shooting*

"Big brother can you knock it out ?!?!"

"I'll try !!"

*Koala dodges Switzerland's bullets*

"I told you you shouldn't have messed with that koala, bro !!"

"I know I'm sorry !!!" Australia yelled as he sword fights off the koala with a knife on the table.

"Well how about a commercial break?"

*puts hand over camera*

-Commercial/Advertisement-

*Venezuela at table with a spray*

"Well looks like a lots happening out there. Ever been a victim to koala attacks ? Then you need 'Koala Off' *holds up spray*
it's 99.9% to prevent all koala attacks. That's right folks no mor-"

*Australia busts in, grabs spray, and sprays all over body*

*Koala busts in and tackles him to ground*

*Australia throws koala off and runs out*

*Camera zooms in on Venezuela who turns to camera 2*

"Well he must have been part of that .1%"

-Commercial/Advertisement over-

"Well the koala has been detained by animal control and Australia is being checked over for bites."

-Intermission with America-

"America can you tell us why that koala was chasing Australia ?"

"Well.... we where at the zoom and he started saying how koalas were weak tiny bears and that koala I guess heard him and some how climbed out of his habitat so we ran here. And as you can see,... it followed. So yeah."

"Wow. Ummm so how do you feel about the show being a series now ?"

"Great dudette !!!! Everyone gets to see more of the hero !!!"

-Intermission with America over-

-Intermission with Australia-

"So Australia how are you doing... you okay ?"

*Australia sitting in chair hugging his knees mumbling some things*

"Furry.... it was so furry and soft but violent"

"Ummm.. Australia you there ?"

Carlos : "He lost it "

-Intermission over-

"Well Carlos that was interesting for a first official episode, don't you think ?"

Carlos  :"Nope I told you already those guys are crazy. A koala litterly had a gun and was shooting"

"Anyway, thanks for watching everyone and we'll be with you again next week on
         'Real with North and South' "

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Well I did it. Wow. Another book.

Watcha think of this ?




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