this is a chapter you can skip if you wanna
so
heres some fun facts about me
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- if im in a relationship with someone i love being called babe by them
- i never intended to fall for cameron. it just kinda happened (but i blame hypnosis)
- i fuCKING LOVE THEATRE CONTACTS
- I ALSO LOVE TOKYO GHOUL
- i flinch easily (Belle_Jacquelyn lilly_the_meme_lord and stabiltyIsAJoke know why)
- i like to draw but i never really have inspiration or ideas
- I FUCKING LOVE DANCE GAVIN DANCE THEYRE SUCH A GOOD BAND
- i really like being held from behind by the person im dating
- guess who loves cuddles
- i have the lines of hetalia seasons 1-4 memorised (im working on 5 and 6)
- i get to dye my hair blue and purple this summer its gonna be gr8
- i dont really like text lingo but i use it on occasion
- guess whos gay (its cameron)
- i love david bowie
- i also love vinyl records
- i kinda wanna be a history teacher but i also dont because i hate kids and grading papers
- i really wanna go to an art school
- i really like beanies and fedoras
- it takes me about a week to write a good crack chapter but if im tired as fuck and its two am i can shit out a really good one that people will enjoy
- ive never done drugs but ive heard that certain incenses can get you high
- i have a cactus named dave and a succulent named roxanne (or was it roxie?? i dont remember stabiltyIsAJoke what was it)
- i wanna be a tattoo artist
- id actually like to go to college to be an undertaker
- embalming sounds fun
- ID SMASH 2D THANKS BYE
- i live for murdocs tongue
thats all
for now
ill probably come up with more
whatever
–lukaas
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