me: *snorting a line of cocaine* oh hello there friends. want some crack?
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nathan: *blinks*
me: YOURE DOING GREAT SWEETHEART
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friends: you talk about nathan too much
me: he said it boosts his ego so its ok
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me, lying face down on the sidewalk: just lay on the ground with ur tongue against the concrete until the world dissolves like an uncoated pill
friend: you ok buddy?? *sniffs* wait a sec, you smell like weed. are you high???????
me: one day you'll have to face whatever let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify what you've done and the space you've filled
friend: ????????????
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me: im sad
lilly: shshhshsh cuddle w ur crackers and eat ur dog
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friend: i wanna vape
me: y
friend: it smells good
me: good point
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don't do drugs kids
–lukaas
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book of f-ckery
Randompart two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy
