"whats your life motto"
my brain, screaming into a megaphone: LIFES TOO SHORT TO PRETEND YOU ARENT INTO SOME KINKY SHIT
me: "pet dogs, eat pringles. The Usual™."
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"hey lilly whats the square root of this potato" "8" "good job youre prepared"
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"just the tip" –my geometry teacher
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me: *wakes up* what the FUCK
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"sex murder party? more like hang out ignore sleep" –austin probably
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"im gonna shoot my lightning bolts inside of cameron— wait"
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cameron: daddy
me: i am nOT your daddy
austin: no, hes your daddy
me: shut the fuck up
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exposed on that last one rip
–lukaas
YOU ARE READING
book of f-ckery
Randompart two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy
