Cats (Reupload!)

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Creepy: okay guys, we have quite a few questions as usual, lets get to it!

Shi_Nekoran: question for Masky! What would you do if someone ate your very last cheesecake?

Masky: like any normal person, go to the store and buy more, covered in blood

Perhapspenguins: how do the creepypastas feel on the book Sallg and the Creepypastas 1 and 2

Creepy: I haven't read any books on WattPad, well any Creepypasta, I read Ferard

Lynx72: I dare Slemder to hug Sally and BEN to sleep in water...oh and Jeff to sing Wrecking Ball

Jeff: been there done that, MCP did that video it's on his Extras I believe

Slender: -hugs Sally-

Sally: -giggles- yay!

BEN: fuck that shit

Spiritfox13: Slenderman I've got a question for you, say someone is part human and part creepypasta and their anger gets out of control causing said person to lose control of their creepypasta side what do you suggest they do to keep their creepypasta side from taking over when their angers gets out of control?

Slender: well, therapy would be the only answer

BrownGangstaWoman: I dare Jeff to sing "Deepthroat" by Cupcakke, wearing a dress with nipple holes cut out.

Jeff: alright! -let your imagination go wild-

Movavamp15: Hey got a question for Jeff and Jane: would you stop fighting if you'd found out if you two are brother and sister?

Jeff: we aren't siblings and we'd still kill each other

Jane: he killed his family and he killed mine in front of me

CarlainEddsWorld: Toby, I dare you to eat 50 waffles in under 1 minute.

Toby: -eats 50 waffles in 30 seconds-

SnickerDoodleziz: Masky can you meet your genderbend and eat cheesecale together?

Masky: impossible we don't have the energy to do that at the moment

Chuckythedoll12: I dare BEN to scare Jeff.

BEN: -hides in Jeff's room and scares the shit out of him-

Jeff: -screams like a girl-

TheUnsure: my sister dares Slenderman to swap bodies with Sally.

Sally: I'm big!

Slender: Sally don't do anything dumb

I_is_fangirl333: I dare Jeff to kill Sally's Mr. Bear then tape the head to her room and decorate the house with stuffing.

Jeff: -stabs it and staples the head to her door and then adds stuffing to everything-

CyberGirlzGaming: I dare EJ to steal Jeff's kidneys.

EJ: been there, done that

MackenzieM223: hey Toby! I dare you to kiss your crush! Or I'll tell Tai Chi your ass to death!

Toby: -kisses Clocky-

Clockwork: -blushes-

Xxanimecoolgirlxx: Slender, Splendy, Offender, and Trender, how do you feel about the fanbase shipping you all together as lovers?

Slender: kill everybody

Offender: love it

Trender: oh dear

Splendy: scarring

BlackWhiteAndInsane: I dare BEN to go swimming

BEN: NO! -hides-

HaroldWilliams771: I dare Slendy to react to Annoying Orange, BEN to sing the Smurf song, Jane to jump off the roof yelling "Musume Ronshaku needs medicine for life!" Masky to go naked and Pinkamena to run a bloody cupcake shop.

Slendy: this is pointles

BEN: LA LA LA LA LA LA SING THE HAPPY SONG!

Jane: -jumos off the roof- MUSUME RONSAHKUNEEDS MEDICINE FOR LIFE!

Masky; I need my clothes *^*

Pinkamena: I already did silly!

FoooooooooodIsLyfe: I dare Offender to do 15 sit-ups, 50 pushups, and 700 laps around the mansion naked.

Offender: peace of cake! -does it-

Creepy: AH IT'S FLOPPING -SCREECHES-

MapleCrayZartist: hey Lost Silver, I need help, Gary Oak keeps on being an ass to me, can you help me kill him? And a girl named Elizabeth as well?

LS: why not, sounds pretty fun.

Lisacantolpe: I dare all the guys to look up yaoi!

Creepy: YAS!

Others: dear god

Jane and Clockwork: FUCK YEAH!

Tikytoby: hey Jeff, help me hide all of BEN's games and pore ice water on him while he's sleeping, I'll give you 10 if Jane's knives.

Jeff: -hides his games and pours water on BEN-

BEN: -screams and passes out from fear-

FanfictionReaderTwo: I dare all to turn into cats even if they are a cat.

~NEKOPASTA~

Creepy: meow!

Inuyasha_aka_inu: hey Hoodie, if you were randomly given a small kitten what would you do?

Hoodie: -meows-

DarkestQueen132: hey Jeff, wanna be friends?

Jeff: -shakes head and walks off-

Undertaleaus3: hey Jeff, why are you so beautiful and how are things going in the mansion?

Jeff: -meows loudly and proudly-

Creepy: -meows-

Aimogene8: Hoodie, I dare you to bury Jeff alive, Slender to wear pink for a week and can I be added to this book?

Creepy: -meows-

Hoodie: -has paws and cants-

Slender: -was forced to be dyed pink-

KaiEXE: Offender I dare you to KISS. *dramatic sounds* SLENDER. *again, dramatic sounds* MAN. dendenden!

Offender: -chases Slender-

Slender: -hisses-

Cfaxwolf: Question for Jeff. Can I use my nickname for him please. And I have dare for Pinkamena. I dare her to act like Pinkie Pie

Jeff: -meows-

Pinkamena: -meows happily and full of energy-

Movavamp15: I dare sally, Jane, and creepy to stalk Jeff, BEN, BP, Slender, and EJ in the most creepiest way until they are creeper out.

Sally: -falls asleep in a corner-

Jane: -tackles Jeff and claws at him-

Creepy: -creepy cat stalking them and stare at them without blinking-

Kazumi_KD_Nakano: I have a kinda funny dare. Sooo, masky. I dare you to kiss hoodie and make the Masky x Hoodie ship real. *Has a knife and a scythe just in case masky tries to kill me*.

Masly: -licks Hoodie and cleans him-

Hoodie: -purrs-

Servamp67: Hey lulu do you think BEN or Jeff is better?

Lulu: -meows and licks both BEN and Jeff-

Creepy: -meows nonstop-

Translation: that's it for now! Leave a vote, a comment, question or dare! See ya!

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