Okay so on my way back home from a funeral me and my aunt were talking on the drive back, and so she tells me this
A teacher gives students life savers and they have to guess what flavor it is
First one;The kids get a red one "Oh its cherry"
Second one;The kids get a green one "Oh its apple"
Third one; XDDD The kids get a yellow one and don't know what it is
Teacher:I'll give you a hint, its what your mom calls your dad
I'll give you guys time to guess too XDDD
One girl:*spits it out*OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS SPIT IT OUT!!!!
Other girls:*spits it out*
Boys:What why?
Same girl:ITS AN ASSHOLE YOU GUYS!! ITS AN ASSHOLE!!!
Teacher:Uh, its actually honey but okay......
XDDDD I DIED AFTER SHE TOLD ME THAT!!! XDDD
