Friend: so I'm read the fault in our stars and I so like Hazel and Gus together!
Me: what part are you at?
Friend: they just left for Amsterdam
Me: your gonna cry your eyes out when Gus gets cancer again and dies
Friend: wtf
Friend: OMG
Friend: I'm going to kill you
Friend: *punches me in the face*
Me: ow I'm sorry ok
