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[I Need U] JIMIN NEEDS. . .

(bgm at the media)

Situation: Jimin trying to get Kookie a10tion

Genre: normal xD

so lets just say its jimin and kookie here but the members are the 2nd voices

italicized words are Kookie's lines

unitalicized words are Jimin's

(parenthesis words) are for the other BTS members

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Jeon. . (Jungkook)
Jeon. . (Jungkook)
Jeon. . (Jungkook)
Stop calling me..

Jeon. . (Jungkook)

Jeon. . (Jungkook)
Jeon. . (Jungkook)

What the fuck you want?

Because of you I've become ruined..
I wanna stop, still, I want you more and more..
You're like a drug, I'm addicted.
Without you Ju, I'm going crazy..

V:

(Jimin Park you are so stupid)

Hobi:
(Cant you see that I am here for you!)

Suga:
(You said that YoonMin is forever but that forever was over, oh shit, go on with your Jungkook, we're fuckin over!)

Ref:

But he's my

everything

everything
everything

GET AWAY FROM ME UHH!!!

Mianhe.. (Pabo!!)

Saranghe.. Fuck you..

Yeongseohe... shit

Chorus:

I NEED JUNGKOOK! 
WAE?

Even he ignores me, the more I fell in love with him
I NEED JUNGKOOK!
WAE?
So many times he hurts me, but i'm still attached to him!?

I NEED JUNGKOOK..(Jiminie Pabo)

I NEED JUNGKOOK..(But he's so cold)

I NEED JUNGKOOK..(HE HATES YOU MOST)

I NEED JUNGKOOK..2X

*instrumental*

Jungkook Dis Raps:

He goes round and round
No matter everywhere I go
And He's freaking me out
Even at the showers, he's there
No matter what I do
He sticks like a glue

How hard I try to lose him it keeps on getting worst and worst and
He keeps on following (He keeps on following)

I just cant loose him (like a Sasaeng fan)

Someday if he won't stop then don't blame me if I cut his throat!
Then end of the story (fuck! we raised a monster)

Ref 2:

I saw Jungkookie
He's such a cutie..
So I approach him un-no-tice-a-ble.

I'm getting closer and super closer
But he punch my face . . . ouch

Chorus 2:

I NEED JUNGKOOK! WAE?

Why he's such a bully, can't he just notice me??
I NEED JUNGKOOK! WAE?
I'm the raging fire, in his frosty coldy heart

I NEED JUNGKOOK..(Jiminie Pabo)
I NEED JUNGKOOK..(Why you're so dumb)
I NEED JUNGKOOK..(you're his punching bag)

I NEED JUNGKOOK..2X

Bridge:

Kook, please tell me, what should I do for you to notice me?

Kook, don't you how happy when it's you whom I see ohhhh

Jimin hyung, you're too creepy, so touchy and so clingy..

I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOOOOOOOUUU OOOOH!!!

/song breaks, Kookie slaps Jimin/

Jungkook: friend.. not boyfriend 

Jimin: *shook* *caressing his burning cheek* 

Jungkook: ugh *left*

Jimin: KOOKIE!! T_T *OTL*

/song continues/

Chorus:

I NEED JUNGKOOK~ WAE~

YOU'RE THE MISSING PIECE OF MY INCOMPLETED WORLD

I NEED JUNGKOOK~ WAE~

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, HOW IMPORTANT YOU'RE TO ME!?

I NEED YOU BOY! (Jiminie Stop~)

I NEED THAT BOY!! (That's far enough)

I NEED JUNGKOOK!! (Let's burn this kid)

I NEED JUNGKOOK!

I NEED JUNGKOOK!

*Kookie watching Jimin at the distance dead, while sipping his tea*

Kookie: *smh*