[BAPSAE] DO. NOT. WAKE. HIM U---shit!

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Tone: Crow Tit / Silverspoon / Bapsae

Situation: BTS Waking up Suga

Genre: FUNNY + RANDOM

BABIES~it's all in the media, including the dance parts so you can sing along... along with the parodized dialog xD~ ENZOHY~~

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HEY YOONGI! (He's asleep)
WAKE UP! (Mon please~)
PALI! (Shut it~)
He really needs to wake up coz we need to go.. pali pali!

HYUNG YOONGI! (Kookie)
TURN UP! (V please)
JIMINIE! (Excuse me~)
He's gonna kill us with his silver spoon!

Why you're waking him? Coz we need to play..
Why now? It's a good day..
Is it necessary? (Yeah yeah)
It's a freaking beautiful day to play..

I rip my shirt so change change
Jimin's height stayed, maintain
Big Bang sunbaes said, BANG BANG!
Is he now awake? Is he now awake?

W-w-w-w-why are we waking him?
We shouldn't disturb Suga from his dream..
We need to shut up. We need to shut up
We need to shut up or we'll wake Suga.

Sh-sh-sh-sh should I try that nipple wake.
Like how I do it to Kookie
He needs to wake up, he needs to wake up
He needs to wake up, or the foods get cold.

Let's wake up Suga.. (My answer is No)
You should wake him up.. (Do it to yourself)
He won't hit you, swear.. (It's so dangerous)
Please wake him up, wake him uuuuuup~

HEY YOONGI! (He's asleep)
WAKE UP! (Mon please~)
PALI! (Shut it~)
He really needs to wake up coz we need to go.. pali pali!

HYUNG YOONGI! (Kookie)
TURN UP! (V please)
JIMINIE! (Excuse me~)
Wanna get hit with Yoongi's silver spoon?

You wanna die? No, dont wanna die..
Coz there were some things in my life I wanna try
If you really wanna wake him then be ready..(boy)
They said who wakes him up, is like meeting up with death!

NEVER NEVER NEVER!

Wet my pants so change change
Yoongi still asleep?, maintain
Ari, Nik & Jessi said, BANG BANG!
Is he now awake? Is he now awake?

W-w-w-w-w why are you so PABO?
Jimin should wake him, so we can go
Jimin turn up! Jimin turn up!
Jimin turn up! Weakness of Suga

W-w-w-w-w we don't have time to argue
Someone wake him up, we need to go
I'm gonna blow up, I'm gonna blow up
I'm going to scream to wake our Suga.

(Just to wake Suga)

You'll scream, don't you know that's crazy?
What about VKook, oh are you crazy?

Leaving your Jungkookie??
You you must be kidding me!
You must be kidding me!
You you must be kidding me!

Somebody's jealous of VKook
Haters gonna hate, coz V ship VKook
Y'all need to turn up! Y'all need to turn up
Y'all need to turn up it's about SUGA!

(He's waking!)

Stop squirming all of you hoes
We need to wake him NOW coz the food is cold
What are you waiting now? What are you waiting now?
Somebody wake him up! Or I'll drag him out

Hey Yoongi-ah~ (Jimin waking him!)
This is Jimin-ah (Fuck its working!)
Hey Jagiya! (Suga's waking up!)
He said Jagiya... He said JAGiYA!?!?!?

Min Yoongi! (damn it~)
He fell asleep, (AGAIN!?)
That's it! (Fuck this)
We have no choice but scream together!

(PALI PALI PALI!!!)

HEY YOONGI! (He's awake)
He's PISSED! (Oh shit...)
He's grabbing something (from his feet!)
He's gonna kill us & he's going insane!

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Me asking myself after re-reading/singing the lyrics I made up...

"What do I mean~ohhhh"

I really have struggles to rap parts ~_~ Mian.

But I'm trying my best. It's like dissecting a frog and trying to kill it after T^T

But oh well.. hope u sang along to it.

*uncomfortably tagging out the tips of my hair while lookin away in shame* 

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